None of which were on the George Carlin Version
“I am pleased that the final tax reform bill includes all three of the amendments I authored…”
“The Committee is aware of public allegations that Representative Ruben Kihuen may have engaged in sexual harassment.”
“I’d be a little bit surprised if he is still an employee of the FBI this time next week.”
“I don’t think he had to go.”
“… and I will remove four hundred more if necessary.”
“I have already reached out to Clinton Super PACs and they are not paying.”
Relevant Radio, 3-6 ET!
“We are in a national moment where rough justice stands in place of careful analysis, nuance and due process.”
“Second-rate Mafia bullies.”
“Senator Rubio will get what he wants.”
No pardon for Flynn … yet?
And it was good.
Shut it down
“He was standing there naked. I think I almost collapsed, actually.”
Silver linings playbook.
Fly on the wall.
“The weapons might as well have had ‘Made in Iran’ stickers all over it.”
Dossiers and coincidences.
“If it stays at $1,100, I’m a ‘no.’ Let’s hope it doesn’t.”
“…a major setback for tech companies, consumer groups and Democrats who lobbied heavily against the decision.”
Taking a pass, thanks
“Is it a Boehner-meeting-the-pope moment?”
“It was an execution.”
Not gonna happen, buddy. Sorry
“Never. Ever. Never.”
“Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”
“I believe that CNN should correct their reporting.”
“Better have your fiancée b*** you before she walks down the aisle…”
I wonder why that might be?