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None of which were on the George Carlin Version

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“I am pleased that the final tax reform bill includes all three of the amendments I authored…”

“The Committee is aware of public allegations that Representative Ruben Kihuen may have engaged in sexual harassment.”

“I’d be a little bit surprised if he is still an employee of the FBI this time next week.”

“I don’t think he had to go.”

“… and I will remove four hundred more if necessary.”

“I have already reached out to Clinton Super PACs and they are not paying.”

“We are in a national moment where rough justice stands in place of careful analysis, nuance and due process.”

“Second-rate Mafia bullies.”

“Senator Rubio will get what he wants.”

Fake news.

Trump: Say, maybe Roy Moore should hang it up now

Ed Morrissey Dec 15, 2017 10:11 AM

No pardon for Flynn … yet?

Yikes.

Shut it down

Trump to Ryan: Don’t quit, Paul!

Allahpundit Dec 14, 2017 10:41 PM

Friendship.

Watered down.

“He was standing there naked. I think I almost collapsed, actually.”

Doug Jones, Scott Brown: Separated at birth?

Ed Morrissey Dec 14, 2017 7:21 PM

Silver linings playbook.

“The weapons might as well have had ‘Made in Iran’ stickers all over it.”

Dossiers and coincidences.

“If it stays at $1,100, I’m a ‘no.’ Let’s hope it doesn’t.”

“…a major setback for tech companies, consumer groups and Democrats who lobbied heavily against the decision.”

Taking a pass, thanks

“Is it a Boehner-meeting-the-pope moment?”

Not gonna happen, buddy. Sorry

“Never. Ever. Never.”

Roy Moore: This isn’t over

Allahpundit Dec 14, 2017 11:21 AM

“Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

“I believe that CNN should correct their reporting.”

“Better have your fiancée b*** you before she walks down the aisle…”

I wonder why that might be?

Toontown: Mouse buys Fox for $52 billion

Ed Morrissey Dec 14, 2017 8:41 AM

Literally.